Zen Knitting

THE Hanukkah song of the year! All right, we’ll take top 5. Top 10 if we don’t include Slovenia? Regardless… Ohr HaTorah’s official hilarious Hanukkah music video for 2011 (5772), featuring Willie & Giovanna Aron and Jacob & Julia Kantor. If you like it, help us get the word out! The lyrics, in case you’d like to peruse them… [ spoken ] Hey baby, it’s me. Look, we’ve had some good times, but this just isn’t working out There are certain things I’ve realized I can’t compromise on I hope you understand… Happy Hanukah Fellas! You been waiting all year for this Lighting that menorah make you hungry, don’t it? Let her know how you feel! CHORUS Sorry baby but I got to go I think you’re great but you just don’t make any latkes No latkes No latkes No latkes It’s been a minute and it’s time to say We can’t go on together this way With no latkes No latkes No latkes Au gratin, no thank you Mashed with gravy, not on my menu Tater tots? NOT, are you delirious? Put down the knishes, girl, I’m tryin-a be serious Yeah, she fine yo Ph.D. whateva Know how to knit, sew Made me this fly sweata Make mad chedda Make this world betta But what can I say girl, the latke thing’s a deal shredda CHORUS No my baby don’t make me no… Boy you got it twisted it’s just a potay-ta Say goodbye you gonna say you miss me lay-ta Home alone wich your grease and your gray-ta You gonna wish you weren’t such a fry hay-ta Girl, I thought you were the one The Kate to my William The fairy tale was yours Till …